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Identity
Real Name	Simon
Gender	Male
Age	35
Birthday	June 28, 1977
Contact Information
AIM	Don't use it.
Yahoo	Ask me...
MSN	for it.
Basic Information
Occupation	IT Support.
Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
Body Type	Average
Height	6' 0"
Description	Well what can I say.. Well I'm Si and I live in the UK. I am quite addicted to these chatty type of affairs and am always up for a good natter. I was going to be creative and write something witty and almost accurate about myself, but I thought feck it, so I just got one of those daft email quizes you get in your eamil and filled it out. I figure it's a good starting point if you want to know anything about me. 1.Your name spelled backwards. tawt 2. Where were your parents born? Mum - Derby & Dad - Stoke. 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Gay porn. 4. What?s your favourite restaurant? Wimpy. 5. Last time you swam in a pool? A pool of what? 6. Have you ever been in a school play? Quite a few actually mostly played the donkey once I was a gate post. 7. How many kids do you want? One of each would be nice someday. So 3 then. 8. Types of music you like most? Steps, Heresay Girls Aloud 9. Are you registered to vote? My mental state precludes that 10. Do you have cable? Only knitwear 11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Only when working for Pizza express 12. Ever prank call anybody? Called myself once ..hungup 'cos I scared me. 13. Ever get a parking ticket? My spazz chariot is exempt 14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I'll do anything for money! 16. Do you have a garden? A herb one 17. What?s your favorite comic strip? I like Jessica rabbit to strip 18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes..its my fave song 19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Both..usually at the same time. 20. Best movie you?ve seen in the past month? Eggs infomercial 21. Favorite pizza topping? 4 cheese with extra ham and doughnuts 22. Chips or popcorn? Crips! I`m English! 23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear? Pearl shimmer 24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? I once snorted bananas 25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Miss ManBoobs 1998 26. Orange Juice or apple? Apples make my pee taste like cider 27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? My mum and dad...their house 28. Favorite type of chocolate bar? Hershy Highway 29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? I got stopped outside woolworths once 30. Last time you ate a home-grown tomato? theyre the red things right? 31. Have you ever won a trophy? Miss ManBoobs 1998 32. Are you a good cook? Yes...oh u said cook 33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yes...oh u said Gas 34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? yes..a dozen eggs. 35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite. I like 7 up..8 if i can manage it 36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? no only in my private life 37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? tampons and vaseline 38. Ever throw up in public? on demand 39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? I fell in love with a millionairess 40. Do you believe in love at first sight? pass my specs 41. Ever call a 1-900 number? Nope. no..but they often call me 1-900 miss manboobs 42. Can ex`s be friends? Yes. as can small mammals 43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My plastic surgeon 44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Nnone on my head but u should hace seen my butt 45. What did you eat today? a weasel 46. What?s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? is that loike noels house party? 47. What was the name of your first pet? Salvador he was tapeworm 48. What is in your purse? My lipstick? 49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? I like a nice w**k ermm cuddle. 50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? The ability to masturbate. For those interested I already keep a jounal that can be found on the link at the bottom on my journal on here, basically, if there is anything you want to know, ask!