Oh, and yes, I just found out I have my gold back again...wonder who would of done such a thoughtful thing for me?
PLEASE GO AND WISH KELLY AKA SUREKITTEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance...
I hope you danceÂ…
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine,
sugar and fat.
Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight
P.S. This journal is for Lochness
To Bess aka FUPAfabulous..........................
May the dingleberries of crab asses hang from your ...................and don't forget to wipe!!!!!!
Jane aka Lovin
Well I'm White Trash,I wave a rebel flag,My horn plays Dixie,And my wheels are mags.
I've got food stamps,And I'm on Welfare too,I use it to buy Chia Pets,and Super Glue.
They call me White,And Trashy,That makes me White,And Trashy.
When you see someone in a uniformSomeone who serves us all,Doing military duty,Answering their country's call,
Take a moment to thank themFor protecting what you hold dear;Tell them you are proud of them;Make it very clear.
Just tap them on the shoulder,Give a smile, and say,"Thanks for what you're doing;To keep us safe in the USA!"
By Joanna Fuchs
Joe Fresh has lost his brother and nephew. Would everyone please be so kind as to go on his page and let him know he is in your thoughts/prayers?
Thank You-Jane aka Lovin
Please add Bruce to your prayers and thoughts as well. His mother passed away today. Thank you.
Because this young lady ignored my request,
I am also ignoring hers---thank you little sugar coated poop stick...
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THANK YOU LINDA!!
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
As a New Year approaches us again, I want to wish each and everyone of you the best of health, love and happiness.
NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS FOR MOMS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abodeonly one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,while visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,with a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,she descended the stairs, and saw the old man.He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug."Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake.""Your gift was especially difficult to make.""Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone.""Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,same double chin. "She'll cook, she'll dust,"she'll mop every mess. You'll relax, take it easy,watch The Young & the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered."My dream come true!"I'll shop. I'll read.,I'll sleep a whole night through!"
From the room above, the youngest began to fret."Mommy?! I scared... and I 'm wet."The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart.""Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon."You are the best mommy ever." I really love you."The clone smiled and sighed,"I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal."That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear,"Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed."Thank you, Santa, " for clearing my head.I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,when they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime.Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight.Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."
~~ Author Unknown
A mother understands what a child does not say.
IT ISN'T NICE TO SNEAK UP ON YOUNG LADIES LIKE THIS
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Thank goodness she is my partner for the Race Leg....or I would be doomed.
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Some things are just done from the heart. And you never argue with the
On a sad note...Bruce's father passed away. Please go to his page and give him our support. Thank you....
Jane Aka Lovin
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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F A M I L Y
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,'Oh excuse me please' was my reply.
He said, 'Please excuse me too;I wasn't watching for you.'
We were very polite, this stranger and I.We went on our way and we said goodbye.
But at home a different story is told,How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,My son stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.'Move out of the way,' I said with a frown.
He walked away, his little heart broken.I didn't reali ze how h! arshly I'd spoken.
While I lay awake in bed,God's still small voice came to me and said,
'While dealing with a stranger,common courtesy you use,but the family you love, you seem to abuse.
Go and look on the kitchen floor,You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers he brought for you.He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes.'
By this time, I felt very small,And now my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by his bed;'Wake up, little one, wake up,' I said.
'Are these the flowers you picked for me?'He smiled, 'I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue.'
I said, 'Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;I shouldn't have yelled at you that way.'He said, 'Oh, Mom, that's okay.I love you anyway.'
I said, 'Son, I love you too,and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.'
FAMILYAre you aware that if we died tomorrow, the companythat we are working for could easily replace us ina matter of days.But the family we left behind will feel the lossfor the rest of their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves moreinto work than into our own family,an unwise investment indeed,don't you think?So what is behind the story?
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
Please join me with wishing our friend Ladybug_Susie the best of birthdays!!
Remember " BAD MOON RISING"?
New version of the Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune a-Rising"
Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, there will always be sunshine, After The Rain. Perhaps you may stumble, you might even fall. But God's always ready to answer your call.He knows every heartache, sees every tear. A word from His lips can calm every fear. Your sorrows may linger throughout the night. But suddenly vanish, at dawn's early light.The savior is waiting somwhere above, to give you his grace and send you his love. Whatever your cross, whatever your pain, God always sends ranibows, After The Rain.-Author Unknown
The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
